FUH F*cked Up Hippy (Seedstockers) Feminized
- Old-school lineage: Maui Wowie meets Fat Bastard in a balanced hybrid with serious character.
- Serious potency: Up to 33% THC puts this firmly in seasoned-user territory.
- Massive harvests: Long flowering cycle, but the yield makes the wait worthwhile.
- Layered effects: Cerebral energy up front, deep body relaxation to finish.
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FUH F*cked Up Hippy: Classic Sativa Soul, Modern Muscle
The name sets the tone. FUH F*cked Up Hippy from Seedstockers is a balanced hybrid built on two very different parents, and the contrast is the whole point. Maui Wowie brings the classic Hawaiian sativa character: cerebral energy, lifted mood, and that old-school free-spirited quality that made it a legend. Fat Bastard brings the muscle, structural density, yield potential, and the kind of weight that anchors a plant. Together they produce a feminized strain that reads as a balanced hybrid, carrying both the sativa spirit and the indica frame in roughly equal measure. THC reaches up to 33%, which puts this squarely in experienced-user territory. These seeds are not a gentle introduction.
Patience Rewarded in Full
The flowering time runs 10-11 weeks, which is a commitment. Sativa genetics rarely rush, and this one is no exception. Plan your indoor cycle around that window and you will not be caught short. The payoff is a harvest that justifies every extra week: indoor yields reach up to 600g/m², a figure that makes this one of the more productive strains in its class. Outdoor plants are capable of producing up to 700g per plant under good conditions, the kind of autumn haul that fills jars quickly. Both indoor and outdoor plants grow tall, so give them vertical space and consider topping or training early if your ceiling is limited. Grow difficulty is rated moderate, meaning some experience helps, but this is not a strain that demands expert-level management.
Earthy Roots, Electric Opening
The aroma leans earthy and woody with a fruity brightness underneath, tropical notes that come through clearly at harvest and carry into the smoke. On the palate, the earthy backbone stays present while the fruity character adds sweetness without tipping into candy territory. The resin production is notable, dense enough that you will see it building through the final weeks of flower. The effect arc mirrors the genetics: an opening that is energetic and cerebral, the Maui Wowie half making itself known with uplifting clarity, followed by a gradual shift as the indica structure settles in. The finish is relaxing and grounding, not couch-lock for most experienced users, but not a strain to underestimate on a busy afternoon. Start with less than you think you need.
| Brand | Seedstockers |
|---|---|
| Terpenes | Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Limonene, Terpinolene |
| Suitable for | Indoor, Outdoor, Greenhouse |
| Grow difficulty | Moderate |
| Parents | Maui Wowie x Fat Bastard |
| Genetics | Indica/Sativa |
| THC | 33% |
| Flowering Type | Photoperiod |
| Sex | Feminized |
| Flowering Time | 10-11 weeks |
| Yield (Indoor) | Up to 600 gr/m² |
| Yield (Outdoor) | Up to 1000 gr/plant |
| Taste / Aroma | Earthy, Fruity |
| Effects | Relaxing, Uplifting, Euphoric, Creative, Energetic |
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